10:34 am

Inspired by my little brother's pg-rated blogging. I thought that I also should pursue an outlet in which I felt comfortable enough to write where other people could read my rambles. In a way I feel it's narcissistic to talk aimlessly about oneself yet I also feel it's empowering to be able to express your thoughts without hiding them in the shadows of secrecy.

My writing, my thoughts, and my unabashed penchant for saying what's on my mind tends to get me in trouble. I've been working on a little thing called, "tact." which I've noticed alcohol seems to completely abolish and I begin harassing strangers for being total douchebags.

Is this appropriate? Yes. Is it necessary for a total lamewad to have someone explain to them, in detail, why they should climb back into the worn out hole that is their mother's vagina so that she can abort them and save me from their terrible existence? Possibly.

It's 10:34 am and I'm barely functional after drinking till sunrise and watching one of my favorite movies, Metropolis. Incredibly prophetic, creepy, and amazing. Be sure to view it if you haven't. I ended up drunkenly giving Manee my Mystery Science Theater version in which pretty much everyone said in crappy German accents, "Dude, I'm totally gay and retarded."
I was, of course, referring to Gays and Retards in a derogatory sense and it never seems to get old.

The words, gay and retarded are like the farts of my vocabulary, totally inappropriate, always hilarious, and a necessary release from the shit that has backed up my mind hole.

Due to my chronic insomnia I've perused the internet and stumbled upon some rad current events:

Mexican Donkey Jailed for Ornery Behavior

Lost Parrot Tells Veterinarian his Address

What's rad about both of these stories is that they recount the actions of authorities from around the world. In Japan, the cops rescue parrots. In Mexico, they jail donkeys. In the United States, cops rescue white people and jail everyone else.

If anyone can find me a picture of a jailed donkey or recreate one. I will be forever grateful and begin work on my back piece dedicated to this atrocity.